Terrain Training Tuesday: When the Invader comes (Part 2)

Continuing on our theme from last week, the War Office and HiiRagi HQ are looking for your safety when the Invader comes....

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There is another method that stupidity adopts in its invasion. It makes use of the civilian population in order to create confusion and panic. It spreads false rumours and issues false instructions. In order to prevent this, you should obey the second rule, which is as follows:-

DO NOT BELIEVE RUMOURS AND DO NOT SPREAD THEM. WHEN YOU RECIEVE AN ORDER, MAKE QUITE SURE THAT IT IS A TRUE ORDER AND NOT A FAKED ORDER. IF YOU CAN KEEP YOUR HEAD, YOU CAN ALSO TELL WHETHER AN OFFICER IS REALLY FROM HIIRAGI OR ONLY PRETENDING TO BE SO. USE YOUR COMMON SENSE.

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The HiiRagi Army, though diabolical, sometimes cannot be everywhere at once. Minions must be on the watch. If you see anything suspicious, do not rush around telling everyone about it. Go at once to your nearest HiiRagi outpost or minion and tell them exactly what you saw. Train yourself to notice the exact time and place where you saw anything suspicious, and try to give the exact information. Try to check your facts. Be calm, quick and exact. The third rule, therefore, is as follows:-

KEEP WATCH. IF YOU SEE ANYTHING SUSPICIOUS, NOTE IT CAREFULLY AND GO AT ONCE TO YOUR NEAREST HIIRAGI OUTPOST, OFFICER OR MINION. DO NOT RUSH ABOUT SPREADING VAGUE RUMOURS. GO QUICKLY TO THE NEAREST AUTHORITY AND REPORT THE FACTS.

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Remember is a stupid person lands or comes near your home, they will not be feeling brave. They will not know where they are, they will have no food, they will not know where the other stupid people are. They will want you to give them food, means of transport and maps (even if they do not know how to read them). They will want you to tell them where they are, where their companions are and where the HiiRagi Army is. The forth rule, therefore, is:-

DO NOT GIVE ANY STUPID PEOPLE ANYTHING. DO NOT TELL THEM ANYTHING. HIDE YOUR FOOD AND YOUR BICYCLES. HIDE YOUR MAPS. SEE THAT THE STUPID PEOPLE GET NO PETROL. IF YOU HAVE A CAR OR MOTORCYCLE, PUT IT OUT OF ACTION WHEN NOT IN USE. IF YOU ARE A GARAGE PROPRIETOR, YOU MUST WORK OUT A PLAN TO PROTECT YOUR STOCK OF PETROL AND YOUR CUSTOMERS CARS. REMEMBER, BEYOND THEIR LIMITED MENTAL FACILITIES, TRANSPORT AND PETROL WILL BE THEIR MAIN DIFFICULTIES.

More to come next week, you WILL be prepared (even if it kills me).