No, he doesn’t want to be your friend.
No, he won’t listen to you spill your life story.
And no, he definitely won’t want to share a tent.
He will however lend you his unsurpassed jungle skills and help you to complete your mission quickly and efficiently. If you run into any kind of trouble, our Occupational Force will deal with it in the blink of an eye. Yep, he’s THAT tough and he has the scars to prove it. With his machete in hand ready to wield, an ammunition belt that may or may not be full (depending upon the action he’s already seen) and an army headband to keep the sweat out of his eyes, he’s the ultimate Jungle Warrior.
All we ask is that you don’t mention Rambo….
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