HiiRagi's second next diabolical move

HiiRagi will be infiltrating the Eastside (please use your best street ghetto style voice for that pronounciation) at the Clarence PCYC on Scott St, Bellerive this Sunday 28th March 10am -4pm for the Eastside Makers Market.  Instructions on how to get there are on the blog.  You know you want to. 

HiiRagi endorses: Turning your hamster into a Fighting Machine!

This was sent to me ages ago by one of my favourite minions but since we're talking about bunnies and the darkness that lurks behind their soft fur and liquid eyes, we may as well pick on hamsters too....

Mission Accomplished: Handmade Hobart

Election Day at the Handmade Hobart Market and I'm sorry to say the few minions followed my descent into anarchy (my thanks go out to Emma who didn't bother voting and proved herself a true HiiRagi minion).  I used the event to launch my  grossly commercial Easter campaign of all things bunny, with new brooches, necklaces and lapel pins to match the Recon Unit: Bunny toys.  He's a little fatty, I know....but don't be fooled, you've just got to wonder what they do in those tunnels and what weaponry is being stored there....well, I wonder anyway....

Election Day Rebellion by HiiRagi

Now being an anarchist of the highest kind and seeking to rid the world of these "people" who think they can set the rules and guidelines of society without a single thought about me and what I want, I am encouraging you to not vote and instead come to the Handmade Hobart Market on Saturday!!!! HURRAH!!!!!  Come to the corner of Brisbane and Harrington St and there we will be, skulking in the carpark being all anarchaic...actually I think I'm the only one so far, I'm just expecting the other stall holders to follow my example.  However, for those of you too weak to rebel against the system it is actually a polling booth station as well, but prepare to be mocked by me.....unless you buy something.....

Minion Commission: Zombie Hunter

Now, normally i wouldn't endorse the killing of zombies, however, when a minion of HiiRagi is in need I answer the call....well, sometimes I do....most of the time I'm too busy building my secret death ray but, to cut a long story short, this time i answered.  So behold! The HiiRagi Zombie Hunter!!!! He speaks in a Southern USA accent, he has scars, he has a big wooden club, he has a kick arse axe, I'm sure he lives in a trailer park and he has notches on his belt.  What else could you ask for?  Actually I'd ask for a white trash zombie huntin' lovin' ho with hoop earrings but that's me....

HiiRagi endorses: Zombies. A Record of the Year of Infection

 I found this genius book on the Gallery Nucleus site, described as "Taking the form of a biologist's illustrated journal found in the aftermath of the attack, this pulse-pounding, suspenseful tale of zombie apocalypse follows the narrator as he flees from city to countryside and heads north to Canada, where—he hopes—the undead will be slowed by the colder climate. Encountering scattered humans and scores of the infected along the way, he fills his notebook with graphic drawings of the zombies and careful observations of their behavior, along with terrifying tales of survival."  Sounds like perfect bedtime reading....