Rightio then. I think we have spent more than enough time on the minions and training up our troops. It's time for a little bit of 'me' time. Lately, I realise that I may not have been spending enough time looking after myself and my all important image. Being a professional World Domination Specialist I need a look that says 'Don't mess with me' while maintaining an air of 'mystery and charisma' that makes people do my willing with a minimum of fuss, after all one only wants to fire their Secret Death Ray when they have to because then it won't be a secret anymore will it?! So over the next couple of weeks we shall be looking at outfits for the World Domination Specialist (and given the amount of e mails I have been receiving there seem to be a few of us out there, I can be comfortable with this because I understand that I am the only truly superior overlord alive who will succeed, fools).
We have a couple of options available at the moment which we will look into detail over the next few training sessions. Making the cut and offering up the options are:
A classic look, hides the excess baggage one stores over Winter
Nothing says I'm evil like a well cut business suit, the receding hairline and liver spots help too
Hmmmm....I'm still out on the on the all-in-one jumpsuit, I guess it provides a slightly crazed look...
Military style, combined with a hint of depressed English trainspotter.
Ah, the old I have no body so how will you ever destroy me trick. I quite like this one....
Dominatrix...need I say more?
I am also partial to the old make me half a robot routine...
And finally the classic, Mad Scientist look, the hair is a particular feature....
SO many options. Stay tuned, we're about to enter the realm of the agonising decision making of what to wear...
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