RU1014: The Return

Ok, so those who have been reading for a while will remember RU1014, one of my favorite Recon Units, who went out into the world to explore and report of threats or agents of the HiiRagi cause.  Unfortunately he was last seen cavorting with Transformers who he mistakenly took as his father even though I had (very patiently I thought) explained about his father.  This then led to complete silence from RU1014 until this week when I had some images sent to me.  These images were very troubling as you can see below:

Hmmmm.....

I always thought Transformers were bad news and that's before I even saw the crappy movie....

Obviously RU1014 is having a few issues with relationships and how to deal with the lies the Transformers filled his head with.  I let it go however and hoped that RU1014 would come to his senses, he has always been an expereiential type of robot...That was until these polaroids below were sent to me....

Enough was enough, these "friends" were obviously not of the highest standards and I'll be damned if they think they can treat MY RU1014 like this.  These polariods were sent purely to hurt me and my cause and quite frankly I was bored with the whole situation, so I did what any self respecting World Domination Leader would do.  I reached for the mobile device with the 'Return to HQ' button and pressed it.  Now any who meet me will know I like immediate responses and I was so happy when my dearest little RU1014 was found on one of the paths leading to HiiRagi HQ yesterday.  Bless, look at his little out stretched arms!  Come home little one all is forgiven!

Now begins the training and re-induction of RU1014, wiping all memories of the useless and incompetent Transformer influence.  Fear not RU1014, you will once again rise to the greatness of the HiiRagi cause and take your rightful place by my side!

First a hot toddy of whiskey though I think.....